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Cupid Poop Couldn't send you flowers And candy wouldn't do Mushy cards just didn't say The things I wanted them to So I got you something special And here's the inside scoop I found you something very rare It's genuine Cupid Poop! Ingredient Suggestions: Cinnamon hearts Sweet tarts |
Happy St. Pattys DAY |
Leprechaun Poop The leprechauns of Ireland Bring a special gift your way It's full of love and happiness On this St. Patrick's Day And along with all good wishes From this merry little group Comes a little something special It's a bag of Leprechaun Poop Ingredient Suggestions: Green M&M's Green jellybeans |
Bunny Poop The easter bunny came last night So listen here's the scoop He left a special treat for you A bit of Bunny Poop Ingredient Suggestion: Yellow & orange jellybeans |
Turkey Poop You invited me to Thanksgiving dinner With your family and friends You didn't tell me I was the main dish For me it was "THE END" You frightened me so badly I knew I had been duped So I left you with my calling card This bag of Turkey Poop Happy Thanksgiving, from the Turkey Ingredient Suggestions: Chocolate coffee beans Chocolate covered peanuts or raisons |
Pumpkin Poop I started to carve a pumpkin With my carving knife and scoop But the pumpkin got so scared He took a little poop It looked so cute and funny Just like a candy treat I'm sharing it with you now So you can have something sweet Ingredient Suggestions: Candy corn Orange jellybeans |
Snowman Poop I hear you've been naughty So listen, here's the scoop... I'm running short of coal this year So you get Snowman Poop. Love Santa Ingredient Suggestion: Miniature marshmallows |
Ghost Poop I hear that you've been playing tricks So listen here's the scoop I'm running short on candy treats So this year you get Ghost Poop Ingredient Suggestion: Miniature marshmallows |
Reindeer Poop Christmas' coming and so are the deer Listen closely and you will hear Along with them come a special treat Reindeer droppings for you to eat. Ingredient Suggestion: Chocolate covered peanuts or raisins |
Elfin Poop The elves were so sick They could not make toys And Santa had to fill all the stockings He gathered the only things That the elves could make Here are some elfin droppings. Ingredient Suggestion: Red & green M&M's |
With balls in the water or lost on the course This is just what a player needs. To replenish your stash of golf balls, Just make use of these Golf Ball Seeds! |
GOLF BALL SEEDS |
FISH SEEDS |
It's known you like to fish a lot Your line dropped in the water But sometimes they aren't biting So you can't catch what you ought'er When those times come just grab a pack Of "ready to grow" fish seeds Then raise them 'til they fit the size Your best "fish stories" need! |
FRIENDSHIP SEEDS |
Inside this little package You'll find some friendship seeds Plant with love and tend with care And guard against the weeds. Friendship seeds are hard to grow The roots take hold with time But the blooms which are produced Are the sweetest you will find. |
CANDY CANE SEEDS |
I once knew a gardener who could grow Bright tasty candies right out of the snow. I asked him to share his secret with me And this is what he said quite readily To garden in winter is difficult you see It takes lots of care and a very special seed. I'll give you some, to grow your own treats You'll soon reap a harvest of candy cane sweets. |
COW SEEDS |
Start your own herd Directions: 1. Place the seeds in a warm spot, right side up. (Cow will grow upside down if planted wrong) 2. Be patient. It takes a long time to grow your own herd. 3. For best results, Moo softly while watering. |
For more items, ie. angel seeds, magic reindeer food, and more visit my new site at: www.angelfire/mac/crafts |
